Sacapuntas

Sacapuntas is the greatest word in the Spanish language. It just sounds like it has strong meaning. Not only that but the word rolls off the tongue beautifully. Take a moment and say the word...Sacapuntas. Wow. Don't you sound badass? I know I do.

Sacapuntas isn't the only spanish word I know. I took Spanish for 4 years in high school, and although I'm not fluent in the language. I can pretty much hold my own if I'm ever stranded in Tijuana. So since I'm sort of an expert I wanted to share some spanish phrases that will help you survive if you are ever trapped in a spanish speaking country:

1. tengo un lapiz y mi lapiz es amarillo
(translation - I have a pencil and my pencil is yellow.)

2. usted toca la guitarra
(translation - Do you play guitar?)

3. su madre duerme con mi perro (be cautious with this one.)
(translation - Your mother sleeps with my dog.)

4. donde esta la biblioteca
(translation - Where is the library?)

5. cuanto para el espanol vuela
(translation - How much for spanish fly?)

6. hace el estrade del erik vivo aqui
(translation - Does Erik Estrada live here?)

7. Vicki Martinez drives a Chevy
(translation - Vicki Martinez drives a Chevy.)