Dead Celebrity Interview: Jane Fonda

We have recently joined up with Erik K. from Dead Celebrity Interview. To bring you the latest celebrity interviews from beyond the grave. First up Jane Fonda.

The Dead Celebrity Interview: Thank you for joining us back in the world of the living, Ms. Fonda.

Jane Fonda: Uh, I'm not dead. I'm still alive.

DCI: Are you sure?

JF: I'm positive. I've been alive the whole time.

DCI: I don't believe you. We here in the world of the living haven't recognized you as being remotely relevant in the 30 years since you sat on that North Vietnamese anti-aircract gun.

JF: I was married to Ted Turner for many years.

DCI: That was you?

JF: Yes.

DCI: Oh.

JF: And I was in the recent movie Monster-In-Law with Jennifer Lopez.

DCI: They released that movie in theaters?

JF: Yes, of course.

DCI: It wasn't straight to DVD?

JF: No.

DCI: Oh.

JF: Would you like to talk about my new anti-Iraq War Bus Tour, on a bus powered entirely by vegetable oil? Or my new autobiography?

DCI: No thanks. Seeya when you're dead.

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